you'd probably die first at the hands of his 6ft boyfriend creeping up behind you.

Like you know any, tough internet girl.

THIS

oh wait... she can't say that now either.

i guess it's back to posting semi nude pics.

i'm 6 ft... ?

I'm surprised at how feeble the breeders' arguments are in defence of marriage, by the way. I've flicked through this thread and thought, "Actually, I can't properly defend something I'd quite like to do at some point". Interesting to note, American readers, that every person I know who's emigrated to the States has done so by marriage, predominantly by sham gay marriages. That's not really a comment on the institution of marriage, but it's definitely a comment on the preposterous nature of border control and national identity.

i'm from the south, dog. we play with shotguns around here. you guys over in the jolly ol UK have probably never seen a shotgun, much less touched one.

no... the guy in the-
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just read it again.

Not the only one around, remember. Measures and sizes don't discriminate, davesdickisboredtodeath.

I quite heavily fucked up my shoulder the one time I tried to use a shotgun. Real men use their fists for lovin' and fightin'.

and this is a good thing how?

You fight with GUNS????????? Are you a girl or what????

you were probably doin it wrong.

i'll show you how to properly use it someday [not a date btw. just to clarify]

i know you guys are skilled with yr fists, but if you want to eliminate all str8s, yr going to need some firepower.

seeing as how gays largely populate urban areas and don't hunt/shoot in rural areas as often as us str8s, well, i think you all have some training to do.

you should probably start forming armies/squadrons and set up boot camps for training... even though you'll all just end up having orgies in the showers and forget why yr there in the first place

in the south the fundementalists would cure you of your "gays."
they would cure you wth jesus and shame. They did this to my cousin./

yes because being gay is about nothing but sex so obviously in that situation we wouldn't be able to control ourselves. obviously.

and if we're talking world war here, well i'm gonna get major back-up from some of my aussie blokes. they fight with their fists, and they fight drunk, and they are some homophobic mfkrs let me tell ya

And straights don't largely populate more the industrial areas rather than rural? You ought to do some serious research about global industrialization if you want to start an internet conversation, let alone a war with gays. Which you clearly can't fight with honourable fists. Besides, it would only take some thourough planning of widespread torching to get rid of the fox and the hunter at once. With minimal gay (or straight) effort. Pfft.

you guys practically live for large group showers

Fuck yes!

of course we do. but how many more str8s are in rural areas and have access to / interest in gun culture. this is my point. did you watch the last presidential election? guess which areas didn't vote for obama largely because they didn't want their 'rights to carry' taken away?