if you can't take the heat get the fuck out of my kitchen.

what you cookin'?

a tongue lashing of epic proportions

it's been devastating day.

Wonderful.

Someone was supposed to be emailing me a form so that I could write a reference for someone (a different someone, not the first someone). It hasn't arrived though.

that son of a bitch!

I dunno, it's weird.

She's a cool chick, really fun... really mature, she's younger than me by a year but is easily the most mature girl I've met, of any age, ever. Yeah, she had a kid when she was 19 and one a year ago, but I actually think it's cool because it keeps her grounded, it stops her from going too insane, you know what I mean? I mean, we slept together.. it was only the 2nd girl I've ever slept with. It happened so naturally... it just ... gelled. Haha. Not my dick! I mean, everything just kinda fell into place. Haha. Not my dick! I mean... we got along, it was weird, it didn't feel awkward or forced. The kid thing is my only real hang-up, but she said she doesn't want me to be her kids's dad, just their friend, so...

ughhhhh, fuck. i'm going to go get an mri in about three hours. not fun.

i guess i get to listen to somethin' in there though? i have no idea what to bring. might throw together a crappy mix. i dunno.

did you hurt yourself?

nah. i'm alright.

my doctor just wants to check some stuff out. like i've had this weird, seemingly inexplicable ache up and down my right side for a few years now... i dunno.

snow from weekend is almost melted.

(sounds like crypted message but it isn't.)

mri are a mix of boring and relaxing. As long as you don't get nervous in small spaces. Just keep yr eyes closed and sleep thru it.

that's what i did!

it wasn't bad at all... kind of relaxing actually.

and the noises were interesting.

I'm thinking of using them on facebook. I know the quality sucks and they are very blurry but damn those are the best fitting face expressions I could find in my archives!

File...plot...save...print

I've never seen real snow.