Doctor's appointment on Friday. Go away, ulcer!

Cavities rule my soul.

wow is the dog tiny or the peanut butter jar huge..

dogs + peanut butter hidden inside stuff = hours of fun

overwhelmingly irrelevant

This girl next to me has the face of bjork

время упаковать одно

http://joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com/

"Joe Wilson auto-tuned your new Beatles remasters."

"Joe Wilson yells 'Freebird' at concerts."

so, i'm going to the "alternative" high school for a trimester. it's a little bit ghetto. just a little bit... like the least ghetto a school can be while still qualifying for ghettodom.

in one of my classes, we were playing like... "guess the landmark!" or whatever. the teacher held up a photo of the sphinx and pyramids, and this kid goes "YO I KNOW THAT SHIT, THAT SHIT'S IN SPAIN."

also, apparently: egypt is an island and it's kinda by, like, australia, london is it's own country, there ain't no fuckin' country called uzbekistan, and england is not part of the united kingdom, because the united kingdom doesn't even exist. the "new kingdom" does. oh, and purple drank is like a smoothie; you can just go into places, sit down, and order it ... if you're gangsta enough.

also also, this girl sez to me, "you look like you on morphine!"

i need to start writing this shit down as it comes out of peoples' mouths.

damn, it now be down to 65F and I done turn off the a/c and opened the windows and may have to put on a sweater over night.

hahahaha fucking rad
reminds me of the good ol days....they kicked me outta the regular school and sent me to one of those

ghetto school >>>>> regular school

man, I'd love to be a porn star.

What about a porn director

Ps. Peanut butter strawberry m&ms are delicious

No, I want to participate in the porn. I think I'd be good at it.

I hate school. I have so much homework now. ugh.