*Melly sobs like a big girl's blouse - twat!*

What did I tell you, don't upset Melly. Now give him his bottle.

if you look real close you can see the lace front on his hair plugs

TWAT.


that's a sharp looking tie though.

Whenever I hear of a plane crash, I always ring up the airline to find out if Twatboy Slim was on board, just in case. Optimism never hurt anybody.

Last few of Elton:

One of these two Davina's is the real twat. Guess.

That last picture of Elton makes it seem he has something up his arse.

P.S. His boytoy is ugly. I would've have thought money would bring cuter guys.

left?

That would be "the husband" David Furnish. I've heard some VERY libellous stuff about his marriage to Elton...:D

I love Tom Cruise because he'a a nutter, but Oprah, now she's a twat and a half:

Couldn't he have gotten himself a twink, I hear twinks are all the rage.

Who the fuck is that cantanky?

princess beatrice

hideous freak she is

Zombies have looked better.

HE'S COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!





TWAT?





TWAT







TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!